We named her Xanax! Of course having a new puppy reminds of a dog I had growing up. He was a rescue dog that was missing a leg, so I named him Three. This made me wonder, what do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter…. he’s not going to come anyway.
Continue reading Introducing the pharmacy anti-anxiety dog….
Sean: What are we going to do tonight Shan?
Shannon: The same thing we do every night, Sean. Try to take over the world.
Continue reading Our campaign for world domination is right on schedule!
The title makes me feel like an over whelmed Shatner impersonator with long pauses between each word; however, we do have a lot going on! I’m speaking on Lent this coming Sunday at Kerr Presbyterian Church, my favorite nerd holiday, Pi Day, is March 14th, Tuesday night at Bible Study we are watching Risen, and Wednesday we are watching the newest Spider-Man movie.
Continue reading Too…much…for…one…title!
Stan Lee had a huge influence on me as I watched Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends every Saturday morning as a child and he would always refer to his fans in each episode as True Believers! In the 40+ years since, I have enjoyed watching many superheroes, but few have had the enduring quality of Spider-Man. I went backwards and watched the old 60’s cartoon (which has one of the best cartoon theme songs) The 90’s cartoon series while I was in college, innumerable comic books, he was the primary reason I watched the Electric Company as a kid, I sat through the live action Spider-Man show from the 70’s, I even managed to watch the old Supaidāman series from Japan. All that said, I am really psyched to show the newest Spider-Man movie at our store on March 16th at 5 PM.
We are declaring ourselves as your Essential Pharmacy. In doing so it reminds me of some other things that are also essential.
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when dip all your treats
Covered in chocolate making your sweets
Taking ordinary, turned confectionery
What do you think of this theory
We like the look of it
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you come to us, visit our apothecary
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
The third Wednesday of every month we are showing a film on our screen and this has me thinking of various jokes about movies.
I heard that Harrison Ford is getting so old his next movie is going to be called “Indiana Bones and The Battle with Osteoporosis”.
I recognize that most of you are probably slightly more excited about the curly fries being added to our menu but I really should take a moment and talk about our new website, lostandfoundrx.com, which is packed full of features, some of them you might even use! Now I should mention that while I was working on our website I was trying to look at some other websites for inspiration.
The American Diabetes Association is supposed to have a good website, but when I went there it asked me if I was willing to accept cookies. I’m not sure, but I think they were trying to trick me.
When I heard of an air fryer that doesn’t use any oil I thought there was no way it would actually fry foods.
But then I found out it was full of hot air.
So we are getting ready to watch Shang Chi on Wednesday, January 19th at 5PM, and makes me think of a few superhero jokes.
Continue reading Shang-Chi, an Air Fryer, Chocolate, and more!