Every year when Pi Day comes around on March 14th, I always think back to an episode of the Simpsons that I remember watching on January 14th of 1990 (oddly enough, this episode was probably released two months early).
Of course, even as a thirteen year old I thought it was strange to read the results of a derivative in reverse!
Meet me here last Thursday at 7 PM
This weekend is our next LEGO contest, and this month’s movie at LAF is the 1985 classic, Back to the Future
It was chewed up by a cat so I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
Normally, dog jokes would be more my forte, but due to recent circumstances, I felt like some cat humor was in order.
Continue reading I Have a pencil that reminds me of Shakespeare.
I really appreciate Valentine’s Day as I am head over heels in love with my wife. As a former math teacher, I often try to put my love for her in various scientific measurements.
In geometry I would think of my wife as being an angle that is less than 90° so I can call her acute! Hopefully, that joke wasn’t overly obtuse!
Continue reading How do I love thee? Let me quantify the ways.
In 2017, a refrigerated trailer containing 20 tons of Nutella and Kinder Surprise eggs was stolen in the German town of Neustadt. The thieves got away with over $70,000 worth of chocolate and chocolate spread. Now all of that coffee colored confectionery treat could be considered hot chocolate.
Yes, stolen chocolate is how I decided to introduce our coming month of chocolate. Every year we celebrate February marking it as a time for everyone to indulge in one of the most beloved of sweets including chocolate-covered Oreos and Oreo truffles, chocolate peanut butter bark, and more!
Anna (a.k.a., Ms Loshonkohl) will often use the incorrect verb when making a request; however, the following is a brief conversation we had the other day at our pharmacy:
Anna: Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: It’s may.
Anna: No, it’s January!
Our upcoming movie is The Princess Bride, but that true story above reminds me of something that someone shared with me the other day. One of our customers came in looking for simethicone to help her with her flatulence problem. She said when she farted the other day and her coworker had to open a window. Since I know she is a flight attendant, that had to be really bad!
As a pharmacy we have learned a lot about various health concerns. What is the most common health concern for LEGO Minifigures?
Separation anxiety!
On a more serious note, I was just reading that LEGO bricks are being used to help people with dementia and Alzheimer’s.
It takes over 3500 bolts to assemble a car, but it only takes one nut to spread it all across the highway. Don’t drink and drive this New Year’s Eve.
If you are looking for a fun alcohol free destination this Saturday, we will be playing board games through midnight. The Soda counter will still close at 7PM but we will continue to hang out and have fun. I know I’m going to try and convince some of those that come to play Xia: Embers of a forsaken star, and we’re going to make sure the tower of Sauron collapses at midnight by starting the theatrical release of the Return of the King at precisely 9:13:35
Since Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God…
Did Mary have a little lamb?